Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
You did what with his pubic hair?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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