His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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