i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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