his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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