I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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