now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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