Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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