dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Randomize
