She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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