Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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