i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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