I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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