But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
What drink are we having for lunch?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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