Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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