is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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