I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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