I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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