But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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