No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He better not be in your backpack
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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