erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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