I look better un-naked...
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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