So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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