I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
if only i could text you this smell
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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