i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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