no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
If that was your dad, he is hot
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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