Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Randomize
