u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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