Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Help. Why am I so naked?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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