I think scott just propositioned me for sex
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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