He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
God, I missed his penis.
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