thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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