I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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