is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
send nudes
from the living room?
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