you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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