What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
