everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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