She's JV to your varsity
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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