So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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