We won't sleep together?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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