I think scott just propositioned me for sex
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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