On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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