Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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