I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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