She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Such a big mess for such a small penis
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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