Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
