Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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