Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We have started to decorate penises.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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