do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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