everyone is single if you try hard enough
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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