that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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